There are many terms, phrases, and words circulating around the office that are unfamiliar to allot of people. They are the ones that are not found in any dictionary or thesaurus but do need some definition, never-the-less.
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Office Phrases - You've
probably heard them! Those phrases being thrown around work that have hidden meanings.
Here we have tried to clear up those hidden meanings, in a rather... humorous way.
How To Succeed As An Executive
- We have provided you with eleven ways to succeed as an executive and a funny definition
of each. You've probably already recognized some of these at your workplace.
Types Of Male Employees At The Urinal
- You men have probably met all types of other men at work. Here you will find just what
type of man is standing next to you at the urinal. Keep these in mind the next time you
visit the restroom!
Employee's Horoscope - Want
to know just what kind of people you are working with? Simply ask them what their
horoscope is and you'll have your answer!
- Got any fellow workers you considered to be hicks and are having trouble understanding
their slang? No problem, we have defined many of these words for you!
Corporate Zodiac - Here are
some funny definitions for terms often heard around the office.
Jive Medical Dictionary -
Do you work at a hospital and wander what all that jive talk is? Here you can find out!
These definitions are meant to be funny only, not offensive.
Employee Evaluation - Every
year our bosses give us an evaluation based on past performance. Here we have a rather
humorous take on what we get evaluated against.
Just A Matter Of Interpretation
- Have you ever been evaluated against a different standard than your boss? Well, here we
have identified some of those standard differences which allot of you may identify with.
The Fart Chart - Have you
ever heard (or smelt) one of your co-workers let one really rip and wandered who did it?
Here is a profile of each type of person who has ever let one go!
Redneck Bonics - Here you
can interpret all those redneck words that you have been hearing but not understanding.
Glossary of Investment Terms
- Have you ever wondered what some of the investment terms really mean? Well, click here
and find out.
Political Philosophies in Simple
"Two Cow" Terms - Read funny meanings to some political words
defined in terms of "two cows".
Definitions - Read more
Hillbilly Computer Lingo -
Read funny hillbilly defintions of computer terms.
Anagrams - Here are some
amusing transposing of words you will surely enjoy. Someone out there either has far too
much spare time or is deadly at Scrabble.
Noun Gender - Have you
ever wandered what gender is assigned to certain nouns. Read these amusing reasons.
Achieve - Read what it
means when you boss wants you to put more than 100 percent into your work.
It's All in the Punctuation
- Read about how punctuation can really change the meaning of a sentence.
Variations on Murphy's Law
- Have you heard about Murphy's Law? Click here to read some other laws
you may not have heard of.
Tators - Here are a number
of humorous definitions for single word descriptors of people that end in the word
Using the "F" Word
- Click here to read the top ten times when using the "F" word is appropriate.
Hillbilly Medical Terms -
Click here to read definitions of some hillbilly medical terms.
Southern Horoscope Signs -
What's Your "Southern" Sign? Some Southerners are pretty skeptical of
horoscopes, and it has become obvious that what they need are "Southern"
A Little Test to See If You Are Awake
- Read six questions that will surely make you think.
Investments Terms - Read
some humorous interpretations to some investment terms you hear so often.
Meaning of Service - Read
what the term "service" really means.
Christmas Carols for the Psychiatrically
Challenged - Read the Christmas songs that are song by those who are
Psychiatrically challenged based on their mental disorder.
13 Identifiable Items...Male or Female..
- Read the Christmas songs that are song by those who are Psychiatrically challenged based
on their mental disorder.
Varieties of Marketing & Sales -
The buzz word in today's business world is MARKETING. However, most people often ask for a
simple explanation of "Marketing." Click here to find out what they are!
The Reading Test - Take the reading
test and see if you pass. The results are quite amusing!
New Words for 2003 - Here are some
amusing definitions to new words in the year 2003.
New Drugs For Women - Read the names
and definitions of some new drugs that just came out for women.
Globalization - Here
is a new look at what the word "Globalization" really means. While the incident
used here as an example is truly tragic, the reality of it in terms of Globalization
really makes you think.
New Chemical Discovered Called
"Governmentium" - Read
a funny story about a new chemical element discoverd called Governmentium, the heaviest
known element known to man.
Simple Math - New Arithmetic - Read
an amusing story about how being 100% can be mathematically determined.
More Cow Politics - See
how different types of politics deal with ownership when it comes to owning two cows.
Thing About These Jewels of Wisdom -
some views on politics as said by some famous people.
How To Say I Love You In 25 Different
Languages - If you have ever wondered how to say "I Love You" when you
are in various places on the globe or within the U.S., here is your chance.
Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder
- If you have ever wondered what A.A.A.D.D is just click here.
New Virus - There is a new virus out
there called "WORK". Click here to learn all about it.
Engineering Conversions - Read some
humorous engineering conversions.
Gender Vocabulary - When it comes to
men and woman, words and phrases have a totally different meaning. Click here and read
Examples of Sex Types - Here are
examples of five different types of sex that you may find amusing.
Teaching Vs. Administration - A
humorous conversation between an administrator in a balloon and a teacher on the ground.
Military Translations - Military
translations for those who didn't know.
I Owe My Mother - Here is one
person's take on what he learned from his mother while growing up.
S.H.I.T. - This word is probably
used more times than any other profane word. Read where the word originated from.
Bar Room Translations - Here are
sayings that you may here in a bar and what they actually mean.
How Men Interpret Words - Funny
interpretation of words from a male perspective.
EuroEnglish - A humorous perspective
on why EuroEnglish sounds awfully like German.
New Definitions of Altered Words -
The Washington Post's Style Invitational asked readers to take any word from the
dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new
definition. Read the winners!
Standardized Guide to the Bases -
Read a new spin on the various sexual connotations that certain baseball terms have.
New Computer Complaint Classifications
- The help desk and computer techs are going to classify our calls using three codes.
Click here to read them.
More Gender Vocabulary - Different
words mean different things to a woman and man. Here are only a few of them.
Story of My Life- Here is a story of
one's life explained as Laws and Theorems.
How to Speak About Women and Be Politically
Correct - The title says it all!
Basic Math - Read a humorous take on
the evolution in teaching math since the 1950s.
The Most Functional English Word -
Read why the word "shit" is the most functional word in the English language.
Words to Live By - A number of
humorous meanings to words and phrases.
Performance Reviews - See what those
words on yearly performance reviews REALLY mean.
Potentially & Reality Defined -
An amusing story about a boy who asked his father to help him write a paper on the
difference between Potentially and Reality.
Essential Vocabulary - Funny
vocabulary additions for the workplace (and elsewhere)!
Webster’s Dickxionary - A
humorous name given to the generic version of Viagra.
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