|Excitable Male Employee -
Shorts have twisted around. Cannot find hole. Rips pants in rage.|
Sociable Male Employee - Joins friends in a leak
rather than say he does not have to go, figures it does not cost anything.
Crosseyed Male Employee - Looks into the
urinal at right; pisses in one at center and flushes one at left.
Timid Male Employee - Cannot urinate if
anyone is looking. Flushes urinal pretending he has leaked. Sneaks back later.
Nosey Male Employee - Attempts to see in
other urinal to see how other is fixed.
Indifferent Male Employee - All urinals are
occupied, he leaks in sink.
Clever Male Employee - No hands. Shows off
by adjusting necktie.
Worried Male Employee - Isn't sure what he
has been into lately. Makes frenzied inspection.
Frivolous Male Employee - Plays stream up
and down and across urinal. Attempts to hit flies. This type never grows up.
Absent-Minded Male Employee - Opens vest,
takes out tie, pisses in his pants.
Disgruntle Male Employee - Stands for
awhile and gives up; walks out of room grumbling to himself.
Sneaky Male Employee - Farts silently while
leaking. Has pronounced control over farts. Has his fellow employees in stitches.
Sloppy Male Employee - Telltale wet drops
below fly. Never misses shoes. Usually walks out with fly open. Adjusts balls later.
Childish Male Employee - Leaks directly
into pool at bottom of urinal. Likes to hear the gurgling sound it makes.
Patient Male Employee - Stands for an
incredible length of time waiting. Some times reads paper with free hand.
Efficient Male Employee - Waits until he
has to shit. Does both at same time.