| The Vain Person - One who
loves the smell of his own farts The
Amiable Person - One who loves the smell of other people's farts
The Proud Person - One who thinks his farts
are exceptionally fine
The Shy Person - One who releases silent
farts and then blushes
The Imprudent Person - One who boldly farts
out loud and then laughs
The Scientific Person - One who farts
regularly but is truly concerned about pollution
The Unfortunate Person – One who tries
awfully hard to fart but shits instead
The Nervous Person – One who stops in
the middle of a fart.
The Honest Person – One who admits he
farted and offers a good medical reason
The Dishonest Person – One who farts
and then blames the dog
The Foolish Person – One who
suppresses a fart for hours and hours
The Thrifty Person – One who always
has several food farts in reserve
The Anti-Social Person – One who
excuses himself and farts in complete privacy
The Strategic Person – One who
conceals his farts with loud laughter
The Sadistic Person – One who farts in
bed and fluffs the covers over his head
The Intellectual Person – One who can
determine from the smell of his neighbor's fart precisely the latest food items consumed
The Athletic Person – One who farts at
the slightest coercion
The Miserable Person – One who would
truly love to, but can't fart at all
The Sensitive Person – One who farts
and then starts crying
The Sneaky Person - One who quietly farts
and then quickly walks away | 
