The Amiable Person - One who loves the smell of other people's farts

The Proud Person - One who thinks his farts are exceptionally fine

The Shy Person - One who releases silent farts and then blushes

The Imprudent Person - One who boldly farts out loud and then laughs

The Scientific Person - One who farts regularly but is truly concerned about pollution

The Unfortunate Person – One who tries awfully hard to fart but shits instead

The Nervous Person – One who stops in the middle of a fart.

The Honest Person – One who admits he farted and offers a good medical reason

The Dishonest Person – One who farts and then blames the dog

The Foolish Person – One who suppresses a fart for hours and hours

The Thrifty Person – One who always has several food farts in reserve

The Anti-Social Person – One who excuses himself and farts in complete privacy

The Strategic Person – One who conceals his farts with loud laughter

The Sadistic Person – One who farts in bed and fluffs the covers over his head

The Intellectual Person – One who can determine from the smell of his neighbor's fart precisely the latest food items consumed

The Athletic Person – One who farts at the slightest coercion

The Miserable Person – One who would truly love to, but can't fart at all

The Sensitive Person – One who farts and then starts crying

The Sneaky Person - One who quietly farts and then quickly walks away