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In Pharmacology, all drugs
have two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also
has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also call
Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.
The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a
team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name
of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix,
and of course, Ibepokin.
Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will
be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be
possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call
this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails",
"highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink". Pepsi will
market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.
Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today
than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly
population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to
do with them.
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