BAGS - Male, because they hold everything in, but you can always see right through them.
SWISS ARMY KNIFE - Male, because even though it appears useful for a wide variety of work,
it spends most of its time just opening bottles.
KIDNEYS - Female, because they always go to the bathroom in pairs.
SHOE - Male, because it is usually unpolished, with its tongue hanging out.
COPIER - Female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm up. Because it is an
effective reproductive device when the right buttons are pushed. Because it can wreak
havoc when the wrong buttons are pushed.
TIRE - Male, because it goes bald and often is over inflated.
HOT AIR BALLOON - Male, because to get it to go anywhere you have to light a fire under it
... and, of course, there's the hot air part.
SPONGES - Female, because they are soft and squeezable and retain water.
WEB PAGE - Female, because it is always getting hit on.
SUBWAY - Male, because it uses the same old
lines to pick people up.
Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.
HAMMER - Male, because it hasn't evolved much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to
have around AND FINALLY.....
REMOTE CONTROL - Female... Ha! You thought male..... But consider, it gives man pleasure,
he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he