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Redneck Bonics


ahz: the things you see with

aig: which come first, the chicken or the aig?

arn: an electrical instrument used to remove wrinkles from clothing

bawl: what water does at 212 degrees

bidness: commercial enterprise

bobbycue: a delectable southern sandwich of chopped pork, cole slaw an a fiery sauce

co-cola: any form/brand of soft drink

clinics: a tissue

crine: weeping

dawfins: name of the pro football team in Miami

daints: a more or less formal event in which members of the opposite sex hold each other and move rhythmically to the sound of music

dayum: an expletive; in other states, a four-letter word

doc: a condition caused by an absence of light

ever: each, as in "She's bin crine ever day since JJ run off"

far: combustion

git: to acquire

goff: a game played with clubs and a little white ball

hep: a cry for assistance, as in "HEP! There's a far!

hoss: a large, solid-hoofed, herbivorous animal

lectricity: energy for arns, tvs, an other thangs

liberry: a building where thousands of literary works are kept

nekkid: to be unclothed

ole well: a source of petroleum

own: opposite of awf (see lectricity)

paypuh: what you write on

shevuhlay: a General Motors car

spearmint: something scientists do

stow: establishment where things are sold

tar: a round inflatable object which sometimes goes flat

uhmurkin: someone who lives in the united state of uhmurka

zackly: precisely



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