You Might Be Working For A Defense Contractor If... - Have you ever wondered what it would be like to work for a defense contractor? Well, if you meet one or more of the criteria listed here you may very well be working for one!
Questions To Ponder - Funny one-liners about the questions one would ponder.
Top 45 Oxymorons - Here you will find the top 45 oxymorons. An oxymoron is a combination of two words that are completely opposite in meaning. You've probably heard many of these before but didn't realize that they fall within this category.
A Prayer For Senility - Have you ever wondered what life is like when your older? Read these and find out!
What A Difference 30 Years Makes - Click here to read funny one liners about what life was like in 1970 and then again 30 years later in the year 2000!
Old is When.... - Want to know just how old you are really getting? Click here and find out!
Quick One Liners - An assortment of funny one liners to confuse and enlighten.
Bumper Stickers - An assortment of bumper stickers that will surely amuse you!
Responses To Pickup Lines - An assortment of humorous responses that a man can expect while attempting to pick up a woman.
UPS Employee Handbook - An assortment of funny definitions of subjects out of a UPS Employee Handbook like sick days, surgery, restrooms, pay checks, death, and more!
Conversions Made Easy - For those who thought the hardest part of Physics 101 was the constant conversion from MKS or CGS units to English units, here are some useful English system conversions.
Performance Appraisal - Amusing performance appraisal terms and their real meanings.
Cubicle Wisdom - An assortment of words (or lines) of wisdom that can help you in the workplace.
Confucious Say.. - An assortment of sayings from that great Chinese Philosopher "Confucious".
More Jokes About Men - Here is a selection of more funny jokes about men. Maybe some of you women can relate to these.
Women - Here are things you should know about women.
Contemporary Latin Phrases - Have you ever heard someone speak latin and didn't know what it meant? Well, here are funny interpretations of some latin phrases.
More Bumper Stickers - An assortment of funny bumper stickers that will surely make you laugh.
The Art of Dead Horse Riding - The tribal wisdom of the Dakota Indians, passed on from generation to generation, says that, "When you discover that you are riding a dead horse, the best strategy is to dismount." However, in modern government, a whole range of far more advanced strategies are often employed.
How to Tell if You Are Trailer Trash - Have you ever wondered if you fell within the definition of trailer trash. Well if you can relate to any of these tell-taled signs you just might be.
Gentleman's Quiz - Take this test of 10 questions and see how you rank as a gentleman.
Brain Teasers - Read twelve brain teasers that will surely make you think.
Level of Insanity - Read a number of different ways to drive people crazy.
Things I Have Learned - Over the years you learn many things. Here are just a few of them.
Alcohol Warnings - Due to increasing products liability litigation, American Beer Brewers have accepted these FDA's suggested warning labels to place on beer bottles and cans.
Stupid Product Labels - In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.
Quick One Liners - Humorous one liners about people from all walks of life. These one liners are not meant to offend anyone and we apologize in advance if they do.
Clever Signs - Funny signs from places all around the country.
Important Questions - Read some humorous questions that most of you probably have already pondered at one time or another.
Prison or Work? - A funny story comparing the life behind bars to the life at work.
What is Marriage? - A number of funny one-liners defining what marriage really is.
Some Old, Some New - A number of humorous one-liners that you may or may not have already heard.
Engineers Exam - Read a humorous exam created by the University of North Carolina State Engineering Department for northerners who think they know all about the south.
Assorted One Liners - Read a number of funny one liners, some of which you may or may not have seen already.
Dementia Test - For those of you getting old and want to test out your mind click here and take our Demential Test.
Meditation - Read some humorous one-liners to meditate about.
Which One - Read a humourous comparison between two books, Titantic and Bill Clinton's "My Life".
This is No Bull! - Read three short and funny stories about the U.S. government in connection with illegal aliens, our Constitution, and the Ten Commandments.
The Wisdom of Steve Wright - Even if you have seen these before they are worth another look. They are all supposedly from Steven Wright.
Actual Child Support Agency Forms - These are all replies that Dallas women have written on Child Support Agency forms in the section for listing father's details.
Prison Vs. Work - A humorous comparison between prison and work, showing prison life better.
Things to Think About - Some funny things about children to think about when you get older.
Hollywood Squares - These great questions and answers are from the days when Hollywood Squares game show responses were spontaneous and clever, not scripted and (often) dull, as they are now. Click here and enjoy!
About Bob Hope - Here is a little tribute to a man who DID make a difference.
Funnies - Read a number of one liners that will surely make you laugh.
Differences Between You and Your Boss - Have you ever wondered when you do something it means one thing and when your boss does the same thing it means something else. Read a few of these.
Baby Boomer Lyrics - Some of the artists of the 60s are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate the aging baby boomers.
Retirement - As we all know, when we hit retirement age we come face to face with the fact that it may be time to relocate. The big question is: where? Here are some tips.
Hallmark Cards - Here are some more Hallmark cards that you will never see.
Idiot Olympic Questions - Here are some classic questions that were asked of the Sydney Olympic Committee via their Web site, and answers supplied there appropriate.
Words of Wisdom - Read 22 lines of wisdom that will surely enlighten you.
See What 50 Years Will Do - Read the differences between events that occur today and the same events that occurred 50 years.
More Funny Signs - Here are more funny signs found around the world.
Puns -- Old and New - The ability to make and understand PUNS is the highest level of language development. Here are the 10 first place winners in the International Pun Contest.
