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Funny Letters

Occasionally mail is brought in from home or received at work that is not work related, mostly in the form of junk mail and bills. However, there is always that one letter that brightens up, what may very well have been, a dull and boring day.

We currently have 45 of these personal letters displayed on our site. A description of each is provided after the link.

Click On A Link Below To Read Our Funny Letters
  1. A Polish Mother's Letter Written To Her Son - A humorous letter to written by a mother to her son about life back at home.
  2. The Chain Letter - One that has a funny twist if not followed to the letter, a chain letter that is.
  3. The Accident Report - Not sure whether this is an actual letter sent to an insurance company about a worker's many misfortunes. But it sure is funny!
  4. Stocks & Securities Audit Letter - A funny take on a letter that one might receive from a securities firm during an audit if holding just the right kinds of stocks.
  5. Dear Ann Landers Letter - Not your typical letter you would expect one to get published by Ann Landers. But it does have its humorous moments!
  6. A Letter From Playgirl - How would you like to be embarrassed after sending your picture into Playgirl for their "Man of the Month Centerfold"? This poor guy surely did!
  7. A Letter To A Friend In Korea - A letter written to a soldier in Korea by one of his friends back in the States. What makes this letter so funny is how this friend describes the things going on in his home and with his wife.
  8. That Letter About The Warehouse Job - The bad grammar and spelling in which this letter was written, it's no wonder why this guy never got paid for his job.
  9. Santa's Answers to Emails - Have you ever wondered how Santa responds to letters. Well, click here to read some funny answers to emails from Santa.
  10. Don't Lie To Your Mother - Read how a man gets caught in a lie with his mother.
  11. U.S Apology to China - Read an amusing letter sent to China to apologize for the collison between their fighter plan and a U.S. spy plane
  12. To Home With Love - Read a letter from a son to his father and a response from the father to son that adds a little humor to subliminal messages.
  13. Dear Abby - Read an amusing Dear Abby letter written by a wife about a her cheating husband.
  14. Kindness - Read a funny letter written from an elderly woman to a group of children who gave her a radio.
  15. Pleading - Read our latest funny letter about a boy who has two $100 bills.
  16. Husband 1.0 Software - If there were ever software developed on Husbands this would take first prize.
  17. A Redneck Letter - A funny letter written by an Aunt to a redneck nephew.
  18. A Letter Home From Bosnia - This is suppose to be a true letter that was written to the parents of marine stationed in Bosnia.
  19. Another Dear Abby - A humorous letter from a woman to Dear Abby complaining about her lying, cheating husband.
  20. Military Rules For Non-Military Personnel - A funny story about a letter written from a Sergeant to all non-military personnel.
  21. California Driver's License Application/Exam - A new (and humorous) California driver's license application and examination form based on the unique culture in Los Angeles today.
  22. Tech Support - Read funny letters between a woman and tech support about the Husband 1.0 program.
  23. Letter to Ma & Pa - A funny letter from a Christmas Valley, Oregon farm kid, now stationed at the San Diego Marine Corps Recruit Depot.
  24. If You Have Ever Been Jacked Around By Your Bank - An amusing, and actual, letter sent to a bank by an irrate customer.
  25. Letter to Tide - A humorous letter written to Tide by a murder suspect.
  26. Letter From The President - A funny letter written to John Hinckley from President Bush.
  27. Letter To a Mother - A letter written to mother from her daughter.
  28. A Letter to the American People - A letter written by a disgruntle senior citizen about the Bush Administration.
  29. Best Resignation Letter Ever Written - A supposed letter of resignation from an employee at a computer company, to her boss, who apparently resigned very soon afterwards! It's Funny, but a bit harsh.
  30. Getting Even - A letter to friends and family for all the chain letters sent over the years that keeps one from doing the things they may like to do.
  31. Infidelity - Two funny letters written between a husband and wife about their infidelity.
  32. Dear Diary - A funny entry into one man's diary about the one week of physical training his wife bought him for his 50th Birthday.
  33. Letter From Martha Stewart - A funny letter from Martha Stewart about making slippers as Christmas gifts while in prison.
  34. The Will - A Will obviously written after the Terry Shiavo incident and while the content is serious it does have its amusing moments.
  35. Another Redneck Letter - A humorous letter from a redneck mother to her redneck son.
  36. Letter of Recommendation - A funny response to a letter sent to the HR dept by a project leader about one of his employees.
  37. To God From the Dog - A humorous letter that a dog wrote to God.
  38. Divorce is Final - A funny pair of letters between an ex husband and his ex wife about the reasons for their breakup.
  39. Saving the Airline Industry - A humorous letter written about how the airline industry can be protect themselves agains Arab terrorists and improve their revenues.
  40. Sounds Like a Plan - A letter written to the Secretary of Agriculture by a Katrina victim in an attempt to get more money out of the government.
  41. Oops! - A letter written to a man from his wife explaining the slight accident she had with his new truck (picture included).
  42. I Want a Raise - A funny letter written by the penis to management about getting a raise and management's letter in response.
  43. Tough Santa - More funny responses to letters to Santa from kids.
  44. Unanswered Question - A funny letter written by a man to his friends about random and seemingly unfair applications of good or bad fortune.
  45. Dear Abby - Another Dear Abby letter...about a man who is worried about his reputation .


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Steven Parker (Tue, 25 Oct 2011 03:24:24 -0700): My second letter to Vodafone CEO Guy Lawrence... Dear Guy, Thank you for your lack of response to my previous correspondence. It is refreshing to know that your help desk staff are simply following your own personal guidelines for lack of customer care and not behaving with maverick disregard for company policy. Had your personal assistant bothered to forward my letter to you, rather than spending her time popping in and out of her Facebook account, I am sure that you would have marvelled at the incompetence detailed within. For your reference, I include a copy of the aforementioned Letter 1 herein. Why am I bothering to waste my valuable time, you ask? And again, I really don't know? You'll be delighted to hear that I made my fourth phone call to your help desk staff this afternoon. Apologies for using my work phone network but I am currently without a Vodaphone handset. See Letter 1: Points 1, 2, 3, 4 and 5. I was enthralled to speak with Shareem, another friendly Asian fellow who delighted in telling me that none (that's right NONE, zippo, zilch) of my five email attempts had been registered on to your system! Shareem also went on, with some zeal, to inform me that all three of my phone calls had been logged but was deflated to be unable to pinpoint exactly why none of his less excited colleagues had bothered to respond? During our conversation, Shareem showed himself to be a shining light amongst the flock of disinterested dullards that drag their sorry carcasses to your help desk office each morning, and came up with an idea! Sit down, Guy! It's true! This fellow actually broke free from the chains of Vodafone protocol and rose above the mound of bewildered morons around him to vocalise an actual thought that had popped into his own head! "Are you using the SAFARI web browser?" asked Shareem like an over-excited child. "Why, yes I am" I responded "After all, it is the browser that ships with every Apple Mac around the globe". "Yes, yes, that's it" cried Shareem, almost wetting his company approved Vodafone trousers! "Our website DOESN'T WORK WITH SAFARI!" During the resulting silence, I struggled to maintain my mental stabilty, while it sounded as though Shareem was bouncing around the help desk office like a over-excited safari chimp! (Sorry, did I mention 'Safari"!) I left Shareem, roaring and thumping his triumphant chest amongst his lesser skilled counterparts and proceeded to download the suggested alternative and 'guaranteed to work' web browser FIREFOX. Guess what, Guy! It didn't work! Yep, you heard me... no cigar! (See the attached image for your reference). Can you believe what you have just read, Guy? Read it again, it's incredible isn't it! I'm just a disgruntled customer, but you actually have to wake up each morning with the aim of steering this team of retarded primates! Needless to say that having experienced the ineptitude of Vodafone for just over a month, I am already a weary shadow of my former self. Experiencing it every waking day must make you want to blow your own highly-educated brains out? I'm talking to you in the first person Guy, but of course, I realise that the chances of you actually seeing this letter are remoter than West Bromwich Albion finishing in the top half of the Premiership table! I look forward to hearing from you in due course, Guy. We've never spoken and, on current form, we probably never will... but I feel that we've connected? Wouldn't it be great if the same could be said for my 'still unreplaced' Vodafone handset? Yours in vain hope. Steve Parker




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