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|We've all been to those
meetings where the boss says he wants more than 100 percent. |
Here is how you can achieve 103 percent.
First, a little math preparation:
How does one achieve 100 percent in life?
Begin by noting the following.
IF: A = 1, B = 2, etc., Y = 25, Z = 26
H A R D W O R K = 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = only 98 percent
K N O W L E D G E = 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5
= only 96 percent
But interesting (and as you'd expect),
A T T I T U D E = 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100 percent
That is how you achieve 100 percent in life.
But EVEN MORE IMPORTANTLY:
B U L L S H I T = 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103 percent
So now you know what all those high-priced consultants, upper management, and motivational
speakers really mean when they want to exceed 100 percent!
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