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Southern Horoscope Signs
|OKRA (Dec 22 - Jan 20) |
Although you appear crude, you are actually very slick on the inside. Okras have
tremendous influence. An older Okra can look back over his life and see the seeds of his
influence everywhere. Stay away from Moon Pies.
CHITLIN (Jan 21 - Feb 19)
Chitlins come from humble backgrounds. A chitlin, however, can make something of himself
if he's motivated and has lots of seasoning. In dealing with Chitlins, be careful. They
can erupt like Vesuvius. Chitlins are best with Catfish and Okra.
BOLL WEEVIL (Feb 20 - Mar 20)
You have an overwhelming curiosity. You're unsatisfied with the surface of things, and you
feel the need to bore deep into the interior of everything. Needless to say, you are very
intense and driven as if you had some inner hunger. Nobody in their right mind is going to
marry you, so don't worry about it.
MOON PIE (Mar 21 - Apr 20)
You're the type that spends a lot of time on the front porch. It's a cinch to recognize
the physical appearance of MoonPies.Big and round are the key words here. You should marry
anybody who you can get remotely interested in the idea. It's not going to be easy. This
might be the year to think about aerobics. Or - maybe not.
POSSUM (Apr 21 - May 21)
When confronted with life's difficulties, possums have a marked tendency to withdraw and
develop a don't-bother-me-about-it attitude. Sometimes you become so withdrawn, people
actually think you're dead. This strategy is probably not psychologically healthy, but
seems to work for you. One day, however, it won't work and you may find your problems
actually running you over.
CRAWFISH (May 22 - June 21)
Crawfish is a water sign. If you work in an office, you're always hanging around the water
cooler. Crawfish prefer the beach to the mountains, the pool to the golf course, the
bathtub to the living room. You tend to be not particularly attractive physically, but you
have very, very good heads.
COLLARDS (June 22 - July 23)
Collards have a genius for communication. They love to get in the "melting pot"
of life and share their essence with the essence of those round them. Collards make good
social workers, psychologists, and baseball managers. As far as your personal life goes,
if you are Collards, stay away from Moon Pies. It just won't work. Save yourself a lot of
CATFISH (July 24 - Aug 23) Catfish are traditionalists in matters of the heart, although
one whisker may cause problems for loved ones. You catfish are never easy people to
understand. You prefer the muddy bottoms to the clear surface of life. Above all else,
Catfish should stay away from Moon Pies.
GRITS (Aug 24 - Sept 23) Your highest aim is to be with others like yourself. You like to
huddle together with a big crowd of other Grits. You love to travel though, so maybe you
should think about joining a club. Where do you like to go? Anywhere they have cheese or
gravy or bacon or butter or eggs. If you can go somewhere where they have all these things
that serves you well.
BOILED PEANUTS (Sept 24 - Oct 23) You have a passionate desire to help your fellow man.
Unfortunately, those who know you best your friends and loved ones - may find that
your personality is much too salty, and their criticism will probably affect you deeply
because you are really much softer than you appear. You should go right ahead and marry
anybody you want to because in a certain way, yours is a charmed life. On the road of
life, you can be sure that people will always pull over and stop for you.
BUTTER BEAN (Oct 24 - Nov 22) Always invite a Butter Bean because Butter Beans get along
well with everybody. You, as a Butter Bean, should be proud. You've grown on the vine of
life and you feel at home no matter what the setting. You can sit next to anybody.
However, you, too, shouldn't have anything to do with Moon Pies.
ARMADILLO (Nov 23 - Dec 21) You have a tendency to develop a tough exterior, but you are
actually quite gentle. A good evening for you? Old friends, a fire, some roots, fruit,
worms and insects. You are a throwback. You're not concerned with today's fashions and
trends. You're not concerned with anything about today. You're really almost prehistoric
in your interests and behavior patterns. You probably want to marry another Armadillo, but
Possum is another possibility.
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