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From a strictly mathematical
viewpoint, what makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
Have you ever wondered about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?!?
We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.
How on earth are you supposed to be able to achieve 103%?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:
What makes up 100% in life?
If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26
Then: H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
But,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
However:
B-U-L-L- S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
AND, look how far ass kissing will take you!
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
So, one can then conclude with mathematical certainty that: While Hard work and Knowledge
may get you close, only Attitude will get you there. But more importantly never
forget that Bullshit and Ass Kissing will put you over the top. | |
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