What do you put in a toaster?
(don't scroll down until you answer)
If you said "toast" then give up now and go and find yourself a shoe box as you
can't handle life.... If you said "bread" then please progress on to:
Say "silk" 5 times, now spell "silk".....what do cows drink? (same
procedure.. Answer and then scroll)
If you said "milk", then may i suggest that you do not try the next question, as
it may seem that your brain cell is over - taxed, you need a holiday...may i suggest
children's world? If you said "water" then you may go onto question 3.
If a red house is made from red bricks, a blue house is made out of blue bricks, a pink
house is made out of pink bricks, a black house is made out of black bricks....what is a
green house made out of?
If you said "green bricks" then what the hell are you still doing here reading
these questions!!!! If you said "glass" then please progress onto:
20 years ago a plane is flying at 20,000 ft, over the old country Germany when 2 of the
engines fail, the pilot realizing that the last remaining engine was failing, he decides a
crash landing procedure, but unfortunately the engine fails before time and the plane
crashes smack bang in the middle of "no mans land" the land between east Germany
and West Germany in the middle of the Berlin wall, ..... Where would you bury the
survivors.... East Germany, West Germany or in "no mans land"?
Answer:- you don't bury "survivors". If you said anything other than the
sentence above then please never fly, you may cause more damage should the plane
crash!!! If you said the sentence above then carry on to question 5:
If on a clock the hour hand moves 1/60th of a degree every minute then how many degrees
will the hour hand travel in 1 hour?
Answer:- "1 degree"
If you said "360 degrees", or anything other than the answer, may I congratulate
you on getting this far...but be honest with yourself, do you think you can handle the
last and final question? If you said "1 degree" then please go on to the last
**without using a calculator** You are driving a bus from London to Milford Haven (Wales).
In London 17 people get on the bus, in reading 6 people get off, 9 people get on, in
Swindon 2 people get off, 4 people get on, in Cardiff 11 people get off,16 people get on,
in Swansea 3 people get off, 5 people get on, in Carmarthen, 6 people get off,3 people get
on the bus then pulls into Milford haven bus depot..... What was the name of the bus
Answer:-"your name". You're the bus driver, remember?