Kids say the darnest things! We currently have 91 humorous stories about kids. A description of each kids joke is provided after the link.
 

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Sex Education - A funny story about a woman giving her daughter a lesson in sex education.

Children Rivalry - A humorous anecdote about two boys talking about who's father is better.

How To Kill An Eel - A boy hides while watching his sister and her boyfriend make out and then humorously describes the episode to his mother.

A Kick In The Head - A funny story about a mother trying to educate her son not to kick the farm animals by depriving him of the food the animal provides.

A Taste Of Taxes - A humorous anecdote about a boy who gets his first taste of paying taxes.

Noisy Neighbors - A funny twist on a mother telling her son what the noise coming from her bedroom is at night.

In The Closet - A humorous story about a boy who is placed in the closet whenever his mother is having an affair with a man who's not his father and how he capitalizes on it.

Third World Encounter - A funny story about a man and his son who visits the United States from a third world country and encounters an elevator for the first time.

Learning To Swear - A funny story about two boys who learn that swearing can get them in big trouble.

Planning Ahead - A humorous anecdote about a father explaining to his son why there are so many size boxes of condoms.

A Hot Summer Day - A funny story about how one kid's definition of having fun during a summer day is not necessarily that of his friends.

Just For You - Not your normal conversation between a man and his son. A little profane!

Damn Ham - Kids say the darnest things! Especially when one of the parents initiate it.

The Cost Of Marriage - Young children are very inquisitive. Read an amusing response by a father who has just been asked a question from his son.

School - A funny story about a kid who is never too old to go to school.

Playing Doctor - Little boys have something that little girls don't. Or do they???

The Birds And The Bees - A humorous story about a boy who learns about the birds and the bees the hard way.

An $80,000 Mortgage - A funny story about a boy whose leaves because hi father won't buy him anything because of a high mortgage payment.

From The Next Generation To Lead Us - An amusing anecdote about how one youngster stretches the truth a little when confronted by his father.

Trained Parrot - Sometimes even the most simplest of gifts can be taken the wrong way.

Washing The Dog - An amusing story about a boy who uses a washing machine to wash his dog.

The Big Event - A funny story about a boy who prepares to have sex for the very first time.

Little Johnny Strikes Again - A humorous anecdote how little Johnny uses the word "fascinate" in a sentence.

Died in Service - A funny story about a young boy who mis-interprets his pastors remarks about a plaque on the church foyer.

Get Treated The Way You Treat Others - Have you every done anything wrong when you were a kid and your parents gave you punishment based on your wrong doing. Well, here is a humorous on it.

Two Dollars - An amusing story about a teacher who gives $2 to the student who can name the most famous person who ever lived.

The Music Teacher - A funny story about a woman who tries to take a talking metronome through airport security.

What's So Exciting About a Period? - A student makes an amusing argument about the significance of a period.

Walking The Dog - An amusing story about a little girl who walks her dog and ends up walking home alone.

Right Age For Cussing - A funny story about a 5 year boy and his 4 year brother who decide it is time to start swearing.

Goodbye Daddy - An amusing anecdote about how prayers from a young boy can come true.

Mischieveous Boys - A funny story about two mischievous brothers.

Learning Adult Words - Kids say the darnest things. Especially when they are encouraged to use adult words.

Dead Puppies - An amusing story about a father telling his son why puppies look like they do when they die.

Santa Letters - Amusing responses to kids letters to Santa.

Not The Smartest Kids - Read a funny story about three boys plotting against a teacher who gave them bad grades.

The Fire Truck - Read a funny story about a little girl who makes her own fire truck out of her dog, cat, and wagon.

Things Learned From Children - Read about humorous things that are learned from children.

Know Your History - Read a funny story about a Japanese student who attends a school in America only to know more about American History than the other students.

First Day of School - An amusing story about the first day of school where the teacher asked their name and what their father's did for a living.

How Kids Understand the Bible - Read 24 statements made by children about their interpretation of the Bible. They have not been edited or corrected (i.e., bad spelling has been left in).

Kids on Love - Here are some funny responses by children on topics about love.

Bondage S&M Magazine - Read what happens when a mother catches her son with a bondage S&M magazine.

Kids and Trains - An amusing story about a kid being punished for using profane language while playing with his train.

Special Occasion Napkins - An amusing story about toddler who found a new use for those special napkins that your Mom keeps in the bathroom.

Thinking on Your Feet - A funny story about a boy from Canada who is quick to think while working at a grocery store in America..

Do Big Planes Have Little Planes? - A humorous story about a young boy who asks his mother if big planes have little planes while he is flying on Northwest airlines.   

Martinez - A funny story about an immigrant boy who seems to know more about American History quotes than his American classmates.

Kids Views on Marriage and Relationships - Humorous takes on how kids feel about dating, relationships, and marriage.

7 Reasons Not To Mess With A Kid - Seven humorous short stories about children.

Little Johnny - A funny story about little Johnny telling his mother and father what he saw his dad and Aunt Jane do.

Johnny and Jenny - A humorous story about Johnny telling Jenny's father that he and Jenny want to get married.

Once There Was A Little Boy ... - A humorous story about a little boy who pushed the outhouse into the creek and then told the truth about it.

Little Tommy and Politics - A funny story about Dan Rather striking up a conversation about politics to the little boy sitting next to him on an airplane.

New Your Cab Drivers - A humorous story about a Mother who is forced, by a cab driver, to explain to her son who those women were that hung at street corners of New York City.

A Valentine To Osama Bin Laden - A story about a little Jewish girl who wants to send Osama Bin Laden a Valentine's Day card.

Too Smart for 1st Grade - A funny story about little Johnny who is too smart for 1st grade.

Daddy How Was I Born? - A technical, but humorous, response from a father whose son asked him how he was born.

Texas Teacher - A story about a frustrated teacher's attempt to help put one of her student's boots on at the end of the school day.

7 Reasons Why Not to Mess With a Child - Read seven funny short stories where a child seems to get the upper hand.

Thinking Fast, By Kids in Grade School - A number of funny short Question-Answer one-liners between teachers/parents and grade school kids.

Grampa, What is Sex? - A funny story about an elderly man who mistakely answer's his 8 year old granddaughter's question about sex.

The Way Children See Things! - Here are some funny takes from a child's perspective.

Know Your Grandpa - Read a humorous response from a kid to a policeman about his lost grandpa in a mall.

Little Johnny Strikes Again! - Read little Johnny's homework assignment to have their parents tell them a story with a moral.

Little Mary - A humorous story about a teacher who's question to her students is perceived by one girl as being dirty.

Wild Kid - A funny story about how one elderly Air Force general on a flight was able to quite down a wild 5-year old boy.

Kids in Church - A number of short comical stories about kids in church.

Dead Frog - A funny explanation from one student to his teacher on how he could tell that a frog he found was dead.

Kids of the New Generation - A humorous story about a mother asking her 3-year old child to imitate the sounds of various animals.

Playing House - A funny story about a little girl and a little boy playing house.

Pepito Strikes Again - A humourous story about a teacher teaching her students on good manners.

Deer - A comical story about a teacher who drew several  barnyard animals for her students to name in an attempt to stump them.

Tonsilectomy Vs Circumcision - An amusing story about two kids in a hospital talking to each other about why they are there.

A Yankee Fan - A funny story about a teacher, who is a Yankees fan, finds out that all of her students, except for one, are also Yankee fans.

Little Johnny & Mary Margaret - A humorous story about how little Johnny gets a sleeping Mary Margaret to answer the Nun's questions while in class.

My Kind of Child - A funny story about a little Jewish girl who wants to send Osama Bid Laden a Valentines Day card.

Kids Say The Funniest Things - Here are some questions posed by a teacher to their students and the funny answers they get back.

Go Girl - An amusing story about how a teacher attempts to Refute the existence of God.

Little Billy - Four funny short stories about how little Billy views things.

Out of the Mouths of Grandchildren - A number of funny stories about kids as told by their grandparents.

Nosey Little Girl - A funny story about a little girl who finds answers to questions her mother won't answer by reading her driver's license.

All Grandpas, Heed This Warning - A humorous story about a little girl who went up to a policeman after losing her grandfather in a shopping mall.

Children's Letters To God - Here are actual letters sent by children to God.

Grandmom's Boyfriend - An amusing story about a woman who tells her grandson that her boyfriend is her TV.

Poor Kid - A funny story about three kids who save Hilary Clinton from drowning and what the rewards they asked for.

Grouchy - A humorous story about a second grader who asks her mom about her ancestory.

Hillary Clinton Visits an Elementary School - A comical story about questions that are asked of Hillary Clinton by elementary school kids.

The Kitchen Bitch - A funny story about a boy who is sent to his room for 2 hrs because he used foul language while playing with his toy train set.

White Wedding Dress - A humorous story about a kid who asked both parents why brides wear white and got two totally different answers.

Birth Order of Children - Amusing differences in attitudes between the first born and third born on various subjects.