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Daddy How Was I Born?

Little Johnny asks: "Daddy, how was I born?"

Ol' Dad says, "Ah, my son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!

Well, you see your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on AOL. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom, and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive.

As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a blessed little popup appeared and said: . . . . 'You've Got Male!' 

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