HOW
DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?
You
got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like
sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should
keep the chips and dip coming. -- Alan, age 10
No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to
marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out
later who you're stuck with. -- Kirsten, age 10
WHAT
IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
Twenty-three is
the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then. --
Camille, age 10
No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get
married. -- Freddie, age 6 (very wise for his age)
HOW
CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
You might have
to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same
kids. -- Derrick, age 8
WHAT
DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
Both don't want
any more kids. -- Lori, age 8
WHAT
DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
Dates are for
having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other.
Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough. --
Lynnette, age 8 (isn't she a treasure)
On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually
gets them interested enough to go for a second date. -- Martin,
age 10
WHAT
WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?
I'd run home and
play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers and make
sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns. -- Craig, age 9
WHEN
IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
When they're
rich. -- Pam, age 7
The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess
with that. -- Curt, age 7
The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should
marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do. --
Howard, age 8
IS
IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
I don't know
which is better, but I'll tell you one thing. I'm never going to
have sex with my wife. I don't want to be all grossed out. --
Theodore, age 8
It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need
someone to clean up after them. -- Anita, age 9 (bless you child)
HOW
WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?
There sure would
be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there? -- Kelvin, age 8
And the #1 Favorite is........
HOW
WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
Tell your wife
that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck. -- Ricky,
age 10
