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Playing Doctor

A little boy and girl were playing doctor. The little boy boldly pulled off his shirt, pointed to his nipples and said, "I've got two of these, how about you?" the little girl opened her blouse and looked and said, "Yupp!".

So the boy pointed to his belly button and said, "one of these?" The little girl looked down and said, "uh-huh!".

So the little boy dropped his drawers and pointed to his penis and said, "What about this?" The little girl raised her skirt and pulled her underwear to the side, but search as she might she couldn't find that particular organ.

The little boy taunted her till she ran home to her mommy! She returned 15 minutes later with a big grin on her face and said, "My mommy told me that when I am 18 years old, I'll have as many of those as I want!"

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