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Damn Ham

One day a woman went into a supermarket to by a ham. She asked the stock boy if there were any hams left. He informed her that the only ham that they had left was Damn Ham. So she bought it and took it home.

That night she cooked the Damn Ham for her family. During dinner the father asked the son, "Son, please pass me the Damn Ham." The son replied "Now you’re talking Pops, pass me the fucking potatoes!"

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