One day a woman went into a supermarket to by a ham. She asked the stock
boy if there were any hams left. He informed her that the only ham that they had left was
Damn Ham. So she bought it and took it home.
That night she cooked the
Damn Ham for her family. During dinner the father asked the son, "Son, please pass me
the Damn Ham." The son replied "Now you’re talking Pops, pass me the
fucking potatoes!"
