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Walking the Dog
A little girl wanted
to take the dog for a walk, so she asks her Mom, "Mom, may I
take Betsy for a walk around the block?" Mom says, "No
because Betsy is in heat."
"What's that mean?" asked the
child. "Go ask your father. I think he's in the garage."
The little girl goes to the garage and says, "Dad may I take
Betsy for a walk around the block? I asked Mom, but she said Betsy
is in heat, and to come to you."
The father took a rag, soaked it with
gasoline, and scrubbed the dog's backside with it and said,
"Okay, you can go now, but keep Betsy on the leash and only
go one time around the block."
The little girl left, and returned a few minutes later with NO
DOG. Her dad asks, "Where's Betsy?"
The little girl said, "Betsy ran out of
gas about halfway down the block, so another dog is pushing her
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