A bunch of kids were trying to figure out what to do on a hot summer day. One of them gets an idea.

"But, I need some money....how much we got?," said one of the kids. Pooling their money, they got only $5.

The kid takes the $5 and runs off to the store, soon returning with a package of Tampons.

"What the hell good are those?" the other kids ask him.

The kid replies, "Look, it says here that, with these, you can go swimming, ride a horse, play tennis......"