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Letter From The President
You may know they've released John Hinckley from the mental
factility for unsupervised visits to his parents home on weekends. For those of you who
may be too young to remember John Hinckley shot President Ronald Reagan to impress the
actress Jodie Foster. This is such a nice letter from the President:
THE WHITE HOUSE
Mr. John Hinckley
St. Elizabeth's Hospital
Laura and I hope that you are continuing your excellent progress in recovery from your
mental problems. We were pleased to hear that you are now able to have unsupervised visits
with your parents. The staff at the hospital reports that you are doing fine.
I have decided to seek a second term in office as your president and I would appreciate
your support and the support of your fine parents.
I would hope that if there is anything that you need at the hospital, you would let us
By the way, are you aware that John Kerry is screwing Jody Foster?
George W. Bush
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