Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and have experienced a slowdown in
the performance of the flower and jewelry applications that had operated flawlessly under
the Boyfriend 5.0 system.
In addition, Husband 1.0 has disabled other valuable programs such as Romance 9.9, and
installed undesirable programs such as NFL 7.4 and PGA 4.2. Conversation 8.0 no longer
runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to
fix these problems but without success. What can I do?
First, keep in mind that Boyfriend 5.0 was an entertainment package! , while Husband 1.0
is an operating system. Try to enter the command C :/ITHOUGHTYOULOVEDME and install Tears
6.2. Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Guilt 3.3 and Flowers 7.5.
Caution: overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to such background applications like
Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Remember that Beer 6.1 is a very bad
program that will create SnoringLoudly.wav files. DO NOT install Mother-In-Law 1.5, or
reinstall another Boyfriend program! These are not supported applications and will crash
Husband 1.0.. They could also cause Husband 1.0 to default to Girlfriend 9.2, which runs
in the background and has been known to introduce serious viruses into the Operating
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and doesn't
learn new applications quickly. You might consider installing additional software to
enhance the system performance. I personally recommend SingleMaltScotch 4.5 combined with
such applications as that old stand-by Lingerie 6.9 (which should also improve performance
of Husband 1.0's hardware).
Good luck! Tech Support
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