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Sometimes animals can be very funny. We currently have 66 humorous stories about animals. A description of each animal joke is provided after the link.
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- A Dog Named "Sex" -
The pitfalls and troubles of naming you dog "Sex".
- Inspiration For The Unhappy - A
funny story about a sparrow who doesn't know his friends from his enemies!
- Jesus Is Watching You - A
humorous anecdote about a little parrot with a big mouth and a burglar with even a bigger
- What Is A Koala Bear? - A funny
story about a Koala Bear outsmarting a prostitute.
- The Peeping Parrot - A funny
anecdote about a parrot who saw more than he could hold on too.
- Little Red Riding Hood - A
humorous take on the old childhood story about little red riding hood.
- Doggy Style - Not all dogs are
taken to the vet because they do something bad!
- One Mean Bull - A funny story
about the new bull on the block.
- How To Catch A Gorilla - What
does it take to stop a gorilla?
- The Seeing Eye Dog - One must
really be blind to pull this one off!
- Kitty Joke - A funny story
about a chain reaction between a fly, a trout, a bear, a hunter, a mouse, and a cat.
- The Talented Frog - A women
who pays $500 for a frog who gives oral sex. Did she get taken? Click here to find
- Ventriloquist Cowboy - An
humorous conversation between a cowboy and a rancher's animals and what he finds out about
- Parrots Just Want To Have Fun
- What do you get when you mix two female parrots who want to have fun with two religious
male parrots? Well, click here and find out!
- The 3 Little Pigs - Italian Style
- A funny take on the old fairy tale about the wolf and the three pigs done Italian style.
- Why Not A Dog - This short
funny story puts a new take on job discrimination.
- It's A Living - An amusing
story about a female zoo gorilla whose violent behavior can only be satisfied by sex and
with no other male gorillas around the solution becomes an obvious one.
- Bear Alert - An amusing story
about advice given to the public about bear alerts in the Colorado National Forest.
- Some Things You Just Can't Explain
- Things aren't always what they seem, especially when you try to milk a cow.
- Liver and Cheese - Read a
funny story about three male dogs trying to win the affection of a female poodle.
- Scientific Study - Read a
humorous scientific study about worms.
- A Bee Attends A Bar Mitzvah -
Read about a humorous conversation between two bees.
- Four Talented Cats - Read a
funny story about four men bragging about what their cats can do.
- City Girl - A humorous story
about a city girl who marries a farmer and knows nothing about farming.
- Replacement Rooster - A funny
story about a man who accidently kills a farmer's rooster and wants to replace it.
- A Lonely Frog - A funny story
about a lonely frog who gets advice from his psychic.
- Don't Mess With The Old Farts
- An amusing story about a young rooster and old rooster battling it out to see who should
dominate the hen house.
- The Bear and the Rabbit - A
funny story about a bear and rabbit that meet up with a magical frog who grants them both
- A Good Witch - A humorous
anecdote about a witch who turns a yellow frog almost all green.
- A Bunch of Bull - A funny
story about a farmer who sues the railroad for his missing bull.
- Spring Time Story - A funny
story about two fully fed robins who bask in the sun.
- Always Thought Green Snakes Were OK
- A humorous story about how one little green snake can cause so much trouble.
- Frogs and Dogs - Two funny
stories. One about a frog who gets advice a Psychic Hotline and one about a dog who brings
in the paper.
- Raffling Your Ass - Read a
funny story about a farmer who raffles a dead donkey.
- Shipwrecked - Read what
happens when a man is shipwrecked with a dog and a sheep.
- Cat Laws - Laws about cats
that only a cat lover could appreciate.
- The Christmas Parrot - An
amusing story about a pet parrot who can sing Christmas carols when encouraged to do so.
- Jonesie The Great Lion Hunter
- An amusing story about a great lion hunter who dresses up like a cow only to be hunted
- Never Fails - A funny story
about a woman who brings her limp parrot into the vet and won't believe it's dead no
matter what the cost.
- The Princess - A humorous
story about a frog who tries to convince a princess that he was a handsome prince turned
into a frog by an evil witch.
- Feed The Monkey - Read a funny
story about a monkey in a bar who eats just about anything.
- The Foo Bird - Sometimes its
hard to break tribal traditions when death could result. But this is one I would
definitely look into breaking.
- A Rooster Name "Kenny"
- A funny story about an expensive but prolific rooster who doesn't stop at
- Watch Out For The Chickens - A
funny story about how a farmer keeps speeding cars from running over his chickens.
- I'm Fine - If you think
"I'm Fine" is the answer to this one, think again!!!
- Lawyers and Alligators - A
humorous story about two alligators exactly the same age that are different sizes because
of their lawyer eating habits.
- Grizzley Scientists - A funny
story about two European scientists who come to Yellowstone Park to study the Grizzley
- Roosters - Read a funny story
about who is really smarter a young or old rooster.
- Ventriloquist Cowboy - Read an
amusing story about a ventriliquist cowboy who meets up with an indian, his dog, and a
sheep and decides to have some fun with it.
- Bronze Rat - A funny take on
the pied piper that got rid of all the rats in a city.
- King Of The Forrest - A
humorous story about an argument between a Hawk, a Lion, and a Skunk about who is the most
important animal in the forrest.
- How To Clean Your Toilet - A Dogs Way
- A funny story on how to clean your toilet as may be told by a dog.
- Rude Parrot - A humorous story
about a rude, obnoxious, and profane parrot that sees the errors of his ways.
- Telephone Problem - A story
about how a dog could predict when the telephone would ring.
- The Parrot - A funny story
about a parrot who has no feet but still can hang onto to the wooden bar.
- Top 10 Dog Peeves About Humans
- An amusing story about the problems that dogs have with humans.
- Monkey See, Monkey Do - A
funny story about a Gorilla who mimicks everything a man does, well almost everything.
- Monkey on the Side of the Road
- A humorous story about a man who picks up a monkey from the side of the road and tells
the policeman who saw him, that he is taking it to the zoo.
- The Frog and The Loan - A
funny story about a frog who goes into a bank to get a $30,000 loan with only a tiny pink
porcelain elephant as collateral.
- Good Dog - A humorous story
about a customs dog who sniffs out illegal belongings among the passengers on an airplane
while in flight.
- Advice For The Ladies - A
comical story about why women should by a dog.
- Donald Duck - A funny story
about Donald Duck asking the hotel clerk for a condom so he could have sex with Daisy.
- Buy a Dog - Humorous reasons
as to why to buy a dog.
- Old Blue - A comical story
about a man who gives his son money to have their dog taught how to speak and read.
- USMC Dog - A funny story about
a talking dog who claims to have been in the U.S. Marines.
- Nutrition - A humorous story
about an alligator who is lacking nutrition because he keeps eating politicians.
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