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Inspiration For The Unhappy

As he was breathing what he thought was his last breath, a horse walked out of the barn and covered the little bird with fertilizer. At first the sparrow could think of nothing except that this was a terrible way to die. But as the fertilizer started to sink into his feathers, it warmed him and life began to return to his body. He also found that he had room to breathe. Suddenly, the little sparrow was so happy that he began to sing. At that moment, a large cat came into the barnyard, and hearing the chirping began to dig into the fertilizer to find out where the sound was coming from. The cat uncovered the bird and ate it. . . .

This story has three morals:

(1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.

(2) Not everyone who takes shit off you is your friend.

(3) When you are warm and comfortable, even if you are in shit up to your eyeballs, keep your damn mouth shut.

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