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Inspiration For The Unhappy
As he was breathing what he thought was his last breath, a horse walked
out of the barn and covered the little bird with fertilizer. At first the sparrow could
think of nothing except that this was a terrible way to die. But as the fertilizer started
to sink into his feathers, it warmed him and life began to return to his body. He also
found that he had room to breathe. Suddenly, the little sparrow was so happy that he began
to sing. At that moment, a large cat came into the barnyard, and hearing the chirping
began to dig into the fertilizer to find out where the sound was coming from. The cat
uncovered the bird and ate it. . . .
This story has three
(1) Not everyone who shits
on you is your enemy.
(2) Not everyone who takes
shit off you is your friend.
(3) When you are warm and comfortable, even
if you are in shit up to your eyeballs, keep your damn mouth shut.
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