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A fly was flying along a stream about a foot above the water. A trout was swimming in the stream and noticed the fly above. The trout thought to himself if that fly drops about 6 inches, I'll jump up and have lunch.

A bear happened to be along the edge of the creek and noticed the trout. The Bear thought, that trout sees that fly and when the fly drops about 6 inches, the trout will jump up to get the fly for lunch and I'll jump the trout and have lunch.

A Hunter happened to be sitting on a rock eating his lunch and watching that bear and the trout and the fly. The hunter thought to himself, the bear sees the trout, the trout sees the fly and when that fly drops 6 inches, the trout will jump to get the fly for lunch and the bear will jump to get the trout for lunch and I'll shoot the bear.

As it happens, a mouse was watching that hunter eating his lunch and watching the bear and the trout and the fly. The mouse thought to himself, the hunter is watching the bear watching the trout watching the fly. When that fly drops 6 inches, the trout will jump to get the fly for lunch, the bear will jump the trout for lunch and the hunter will jump up spilling his lunch to shoot the bear and I'll get the hunter's lunch.

Now, a cat was also watching all of this. The cat thought to herself, when that fly drops 6 inches, the trout will jump up to get the fly for lunch, the bear will jump the trout for lunch, the hunter will jump up to shoot the bear spilling his lunch, the mouse will go after the hunter's lunch and I'll get the mouse.

SUDDENLY, the fly dropped 6 inches, the trout jumped to get the fly for lunch, the bear jumped the trout for lunch, the hunter jumped up spilling his lunch to shoot the bear, the mouse went after the hunter's lunch and the cat went after the mouse and fell into the creek.

The moral and point to all of this??????

WHEN THE FLY DROPS 6 INCHES, THE PUSSY GETS WET!!!



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