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What Is A Koala Bear?

"HEY! Where are you going?" yells the prostitute. "I haven't been paid!"

Realizing that he is a koala bear and might not understand, she reaches for a dictionary and looks up the word ‘prostitute’. She shows him the definition:

PROSTITUTE (pros'ti toot) n. A woman who performs services for money.

The koala bear looks at her and then grabs the dictionary. He shows her a definition:

KOALA BEAR (ko all e Bare) n. A furry marsupial. Eats bush and leaves.

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