Jesus Is Watching You

He immediately spins around searching frantically for the origin of the voice. As he pans his torchlight around the room he sees a parrot on a perch in the corner of the room. He approaches the parrot and asks "Did you just say something to me?"

The parrot responds "Yes, I did.... JESUS is watching you."

The burglar is astounded by the parrots ability to converse, and he asks the unique bird it's name. The parrot tells the man "My name is Dennis". The burglar appears puzzled and says, "Gee, Dennis is a very unusual name for a parrot."

And the parrot replies, "Well, Jesus is a very unusual name for a

ROTTWEILLER!"

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