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A Russian scientist and a Czech
scientist had spent their whole lives studying the majestic
grizzly bear. Each year, they petitioned their respective
governments to allow them to go to Yellowstone to study these
Finally, their request was granted and they immediately flew to
NYC and then out West to Yellowstone. They reported to the local
ranger station and were told that it was the grizzly mating season
and it was much too dangerous to go out and study the animals.
They pleaded that this was their only chance. Finally, the ranger
The Russian and the Czech were given cell phones and told to
report in each and every day.
For several days they called in, and then nothing was heard from
the two scientists. The rangers mounted a search party and found
the scientists' camp completely ravaged, but with no sign of the
They then followed the trails of a male and a female bear. They
found the female and decided they must kill the animal to find out
if she had eaten the scientists because they feared an
They killed the female and cut open the bear's stomach, but only
found the remains of the Russian.
One ranger turned to the other and said, "You know what this
means, don't you?"
"Of course," the other
ranger nodded. "The Czech is in the male."
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