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Have you ever had a funny thing happen to you at the doctors? Well maybe you can related to these. We currently have 61 humorous stories about doctors. A description of each doctor joke is provided after the link.
 

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A Pain In The Ass - Have you every going to the doctors for a rectum analysis? Well you might agree it is very uncomfortable, especially when you don't know what is all involved!

Scarlet Letter - This is a funny outtake on the old story about the woman being branded with a letter as the result of committing adultery.

The Doctor And The Prostitute - A humorous anecdote about a prostitute who guesses the occupation and specialty of her client.

Suppositories, What Good Are They? - A funny story about the wrong way to take a prescribed medication.

HMO - Medical insurance, as you get older, can control you everyday activities.  But this funny anecdote takes it a little too far.

Country Music - Who says everyone can't sing Country Western?

Does Anyone Know What Castration Is? - A funny short story about an elderly man who doesn't know the meaning of the word "castration".

Keep One Eye Open - Preparing for an intimate night with your wife can prove to be quite fulfilling. Getting advice from your doctor in preparation of this night can be quite embarrassing.

A Fart That Doesn't Smell Or Can't Be Heard - A funny story about an elderly women who goes to the doctors because she can't smell or hear her own farts.

A Sure Fire Cure For Terminal Illness - A humorous story about how a man should spend the last six months of his life.

Magic Thing - When you bet on artificial means to stimulate your sex life the outcome can be quite disappointing.

Zachary Disease - A funny anecdote about a woman who sees a Chinese doctor to cure her sex problems.

Four Surgeons - Which professionals are the easiest to operate on? Click here and find out!

Health Plans Do Make The Difference - When it comes to sexual therapy do health plans really make a difference? Click here and see!

Shooting Blanks - A funny story about a 90-year old man fathering a baby.

Nursing Home - A humorous anecdote of what a nursing home may not let its residents do.

Vasectomy - How does a man from Alabama get a vasectomy? Click here and find out!

The Mixed Up Doctor - It's time to quit being a doctor when you can't tell a pencil from a thermometer!

The Old Man At The Nursing Home - When you are an old man is your memory the first thing to go?

The Autopsy Professor - Want to become a doctor? Click here to learn the hard way!

What's In A Name? - An amusing story about two doctors who move to a small town and have problems just finding a name for their practice.

Minor Operation - Are those men in the white coats at the hospital really doctors? Well click here to find out!

The Cure For Mongolian VD - Is there a cure for Mongolian VD? Well click here to find out!

The Frog And The Endowed - An amusing tale about a man who gets a remedy from his doctor on reducing the size of his penis.

Gypsy Love - A funny story about a woman who goes to the doctors to complain about unusual markings on her body.

More Than Just Stomach Problems - Sometimes the cure can be more painful than the symptoms.

Funeral Fitting For a Doctor - A humorous story about a doctor whose funeral services emulates his medical specialty.

Sex From Behind - Can one become pregnant from unprotected anal sex? Click here to find out!

Hung Out To Dry - If a crazy person saves another one's life he is really sane? Click here to find out!

Old Age???? - Does age really matter? Click here and find out!

Doctors Have Stories Too - A number of humorous stories about doctors.

Obsessions - A funny story about a psychiatrist who holds a session with 4 women on obsessions.

Discretions - Read how an 86 year old man handled disclosing his ailment to the receptions in a room full of patients.

Spaghetti Trouble - A humorous story about a doctor who impregnates his nurse and sends her to Italy to have the baby.

The Examination - For those of you who have ever conversed with a snooty doctor's receptionist, this one's for you!

Doctor's Opinion - A funny story about what kind of person doctor's like to operate on.

No Laughing Matter - Read a funny story about a doctor who laughs at a man's medical problem

Doctor Notes - Don't know whether or not these are true notes from doctors but they are amusing never-the-less.

Thought For The Day - See what happens when you spend more money on breast implants and Viagra than on Alzheimer's research.

Diagnostic Comptuer - Read a funny story about a computer that can diagnose your ailments better than any doctor can.

Never Tick Off a Nurse - A humorous story about a business executive patient whose constant bossing of his nurses results in him getting it in the end.

Plink Plink Plink - A funny story about a woman who goes to the Gynecologists because she is having women problems.

Learn To Pay Attention - When you are a first year med student it is important that you pay attention. Click here to find out why!

The Health Checkup - An amusing story about an elderly woman who concerned about her health asked the doctor for his advice.

Doctor, Doctor - Amusing stories about doctors and well as actual comments from doctor's patients made while performing colonoscopies.

Experienced Doctor - A funny story about a man who goes to the doctor because of talking joints.

The Operation - An amusing story about a woman who has a concern that the operation she is about to have will affect her sex life.

Where Do Redheaded Babies Come From? - A funny story about how one couple could have given birth to a redhead when there have been no redheads in the family.

What the Doctor Says and What He Really Means - Has what your doctor told you a little bit on the confusing side, well click here to find out exactly what he really means.

Surgeons - An amusing story about three surgeons who have lunch together and try to out due each other with the surgeries they performed.

Jim & Edna - Read a story about two mental patients in which one is trying to get discharged.

The Knob - An amusing story about a new cosmetic procedure that will turn women younger by the twist of a knob.

Blue Cross Vs. an HMO - A funny story about the differences in a vasectomy procedure between Blue Cross and an HMO.

I Can't Talk - A humorous story about a man who goes to a doctor because he can't talk.

Mixed Up Test Results - A funny story about a doctor who mixes up a man's wife's test results and then offers a solution.

Nuts - A humorous story about a doctor who takes his trained mental patients to a baseball game.

Organs - A comical story about a protitute about to get a heart transplant and her friend concerned that her body would reject it.

Great Logic - A funny story about a Doctor who tries to explain a medical impossibility to an 80-year old patient by using one of his hunting stories.

Long Life - An amusing story about an 80-yr old man whose 100-yr old father and 118-yr grandfather are still alive.

Syndrome - A comical story about two med students who attempt to guess the ailment of an elderly man.

Medical Convention Romance - A funny story about two doctors who strike up a short romance at a medical convention.

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