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Have you ever had a funny thing happen to you at the doctors? Well maybe you can related
to these. We currently have 61 humorous stories about doctors. A description of each
doctor joke is provided after the link.
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Click On A Link Below To Read Our Doctor Jokes |
A Pain In The Ass - Have you
every going to the doctors for a rectum analysis? Well you might agree it is very
uncomfortable, especially when you don't know what is all involved! |
Scarlet Letter - This is a
funny outtake on the old story about the woman being branded with a letter as the result
of committing adultery. |
The Doctor And The Prostitute -
A humorous anecdote about a prostitute who guesses the occupation and specialty of her
client. |
Suppositories, What Good Are They?
- A funny story about the wrong way to take a prescribed medication. |
HMO - Medical insurance, as you
get older, can control you everyday activities. But this funny anecdote takes it a
little too far. |
Country Music - Who says
everyone can't sing Country Western? |
Does Anyone Know What Castration Is?
- A funny short story about an elderly man who doesn't know the meaning of the word
"castration". |
Keep One Eye Open - Preparing
for an intimate night with your wife can prove to be quite fulfilling. Getting advice from
your doctor in preparation of this night can be quite embarrassing. |
A Fart That Doesn't Smell Or Can't Be Heard
- A funny story about an elderly women who goes to the doctors because she can't smell or
hear her own farts. |
A Sure Fire Cure For Terminal Illness
- A humorous story about how a man should spend the last six months of his life. |
Magic Thing - When you bet on
artificial means to stimulate your sex life the outcome can be quite disappointing. |
Zachary Disease - A funny
anecdote about a woman who sees a Chinese doctor to cure her sex problems. |
Four Surgeons - Which
professionals are the easiest to operate on? Click here and find out! |
Health Plans Do Make The Difference
- When it comes to sexual therapy do health plans really make a difference? Click here and
see! |
Shooting Blanks - A funny
story about a 90-year old man fathering a baby. |
Nursing Home - A humorous
anecdote of what a nursing home may not let its residents do. |
Vasectomy - How does a man
from Alabama get a vasectomy? Click here and find out! |
The Mixed Up Doctor - It's
time to quit being a doctor when you can't tell a pencil from a thermometer! |
The Old Man At The Nursing Home
- When you are an old man is your memory the first thing to go? |
The Autopsy Professor - Want
to become a doctor? Click here to learn the hard way! |
What's In A Name? - An amusing
story about two doctors who move to a small town and have problems just finding a name for
their practice. |
Minor Operation - Are those
men in the white coats at the hospital really doctors? Well click here to find out! |
The Cure For Mongolian VD - Is
there a cure for Mongolian VD? Well click here to find out! |
The Frog And The Endowed - An
amusing tale about a man who gets a remedy from his doctor on reducing the size of his
penis. |
Gypsy Love - A funny story
about a woman who goes to the doctors to complain about unusual markings on her body. |
More Than Just Stomach Problems
- Sometimes the cure can be more painful than the symptoms. |
Funeral Fitting For a Doctor -
A humorous story about a doctor whose funeral services emulates his medical specialty. |
Sex From Behind - Can one
become pregnant from unprotected anal sex? Click here to find out! |
Hung Out To Dry - If a crazy
person saves another one's life he is really sane? Click here to find out! |
Old Age???? - Does age really
matter? Click here and find out! |
Doctors Have Stories Too - A
number of humorous stories about doctors. |
Obsessions - A funny story
about a psychiatrist who holds a session with 4 women on obsessions. |
Discretions - Read how an 86
year old man handled disclosing his ailment to the receptions in a room full of patients. |
Spaghetti Trouble - A humorous
story about a doctor who impregnates his nurse and sends her to Italy to have the baby. |
The Examination - For those of
you who have ever conversed with a snooty doctor's receptionist, this one's for you! |
Doctor's Opinion - A funny
story about what kind of person doctor's like to operate on. |
No Laughing Matter - Read a
funny story about a doctor who laughs at a man's medical problem |
Doctor Notes - Don't know
whether or not these are true notes from doctors but they are amusing never-the-less. |
Thought For The Day - See what
happens when you spend more money on breast implants and Viagra than on Alzheimer's
research. |
Diagnostic Comptuer - Read a
funny story about a computer that can diagnose your ailments better than any doctor can. |
Never Tick Off a Nurse - A
humorous story about a business executive patient whose constant bossing of his nurses
results in him getting it in the end. |
Plink Plink Plink - A funny
story about a woman who goes to the Gynecologists because she is having women problems. |
Learn To Pay Attention - When
you are a first year med student it is important that you pay attention. Click here to
find out why! |
The Health Checkup - An
amusing story about an elderly woman who concerned about her health asked the doctor for
his advice. |
Doctor, Doctor - Amusing
stories about doctors and well as actual comments from doctor's patients made while
performing colonoscopies. |
Experienced Doctor - A funny
story about a man who goes to the doctor because of talking joints. |
The Operation - An amusing
story about a woman who has a concern that the operation she is about to have will affect
her sex life. |
Where Do Redheaded Babies Come From?
- A funny story about how one couple could have given birth to a redhead when there have
been no redheads in the family. |
What the Doctor Says and What He Really
Means - Has what your doctor told you a little bit on the confusing side,
well click here to find out exactly what he really means. |
Surgeons - An amusing story
about three surgeons who have lunch together and try to out due each other with the
surgeries they performed. |
Jim & Edna - Read a story
about two mental patients in which one is trying to get discharged. |
The Knob - An amusing story
about a new cosmetic procedure that will turn women younger by the twist of a knob. |
Blue Cross Vs. an HMO - A
funny story about the differences in a vasectomy procedure between Blue Cross and an HMO. |
I Can't Talk - A humorous
story about a man who goes to a doctor because he can't talk. |
Mixed Up Test Results - A
funny story about a doctor who mixes up a man's wife's test results and then offers a
solution. |
Nuts - A humorous story about
a doctor who takes his trained mental patients to a baseball game. |
Organs - A comical story about
a protitute about to get a heart transplant and her friend concerned that her body would
reject it. |
Great Logic - A funny story
about a Doctor who tries to explain a medical impossibility to an 80-year old patient by
using one of his hunting stories. |
Long Life - An amusing story
about an 80-yr old man whose 100-yr old father and 118-yr grandfather are still alive. |
Syndrome - A comical story
about two med students who attempt to guess the ailment of an elderly man. |
Medical Convention Romance - A
funny story about two doctors who strike up a short romance at a medical convention. |