After marrying a young filly, a ninety-year-old geezer told his doctor
that they were expecting a baby.
"Let me tell you a
story," said the doctor. "An absent-minded fellow went hunting, but instead of a
gun, he picked up an umbrella. Suddenly a bear charged him. Pointing his umbrella at the
bear, he shot and killed it on the spot."
"Impossible!" the
geezer exclaimed, "Somebody else must have shot that bear."
