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I Can't Talk
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Morris walks into
Dr. Cohen's office and puts a note on the table in front of the
doctor. The note reads, "I can't talk. Please help me!"
The doctor thinks for a while and says to Morris, "Put your
penis on the table here."
Morris thinks this is a bit weird, but Cohen is a specialist, so
he does as the doctor says.
The doctor takes a rubber mallet and hits Morris's penis as hard
as he can.
The man cries in great agony, "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
The doctor says, "Good. Come back again tomorrow, and we'll
learn B!" |
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