| An old woman came into her doctor's office and
confessed to an embarrassing problem. "I fart all the time, Doctor Johnson, but
they're soundless, and they have no odor. In fact, since I've been here, I've farted no
less than twenty times. What can I do?" "Here's a prescription, Mrs. Barker. Take these pills three
times a day for seven days and come back and see me in a week."
Next week an upset Mrs.
Barker marched into Dr. Johnson's office. "Doctor, I don't know what was in those
pills, but the problem is worse! I'm farting just as much, and they're still soundless,
but now they smell terrible! What do you have to say for yourself?"
"Calm down, Mrs. Barker," said
the doctor soothingly. "Now that we've fixed your sinuses, we'll work on your
hearing." |
