A Little Q&A

Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife?
A: 45 lbs.
 
Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and husband?
A: 45 minutes.
 
Q: What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
A: Through his chest with a sharp knife.
 
Q: Why do men want to marry virgins?
A: They can't stand criticism.
 
Q: Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?
A: Because those men already have boyfriends.
 
Q: What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
A: After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

Q: What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
A: The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving. 

Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A: Because breasts don't have eyes.