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Mathematical Proof that Women are Evil

First we state that women require time and money:  

Women = Time X Money

 And as we all know “time is money”

 Time = Money


Therefore by substituting Money for Time we get: 

Women = Money X Money

 Women = (Money)2


And because “money is the root of all evil” we therefore can state:

 Money = (Evil)1/2

 And Since

 (Money)2  = Women

 Then    (Money)2  = Evil


And we are forced to conclude by substituting "women" for "(money)2" from above that:

 Women = Evil            

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