A husband and wife go off to bed. As
soon as they settle down, the man leans over and whispers softly "hey snuggle boopy
boops, your little hubby wubby isn't quite ready for nite-nite yet."
The wife takes the hint and says "OK, but I have to use the bathroom first." So
off she goes, but on her way back she trips over a piece of carpet and lands flat on her
face. Her husband jumps up concerned.
"Oh my little hunny bunny, is your nosey-wosey all right?" No harm is done, so
she jumps into bed and they have mad passionate sex for two hours.
Afterwards, the wife goes off to the bathroom again, but on her way she trips over the
same piece of carpet and again lands flat on her face on the floor.
Her husband looks over and grunts, "Clumsy bitch."
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