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The Perfect Man

The winner has been named in the world wide search for the perfect man. After careful consideration and endless debate, the Perfect Man has been named.

He's tan.
He's cute.
He knows the importance of accessorizing.
...And if he looks at another girl, you can rearrange his face.

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