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Three old men are discussing their sex
The Italian man says, "Last week, my wife and I had great sex. I rubbed her body all
over with olive oil, we made passionate love, and she screamed for 5 minutes at the
The Frenchman boasts,
"Last week when my wife and I had sex, I rubbed her body all over with butter. We
then made passionate love and she screamed for 15 minutes."
The old Jewish man says, "Well, last
week my wife and I had sex too. I rubbed her body all over with chicken schmaltz (kosher
chicken fat), we made love, and she screamed for 6 hours?"
The Italian and Frenchman were stunned.
They replied, "What could you have possibly done to make your wife scream for 6
"I wiped my hands on the
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