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More Jokes About Men and Women
INSIGHT FOR YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER . .
A recent study found out which days men prefer to have Sex. It was found that men
preferred to engage in sexual activity on the days that started with the letter
"T". Examples of those days are:
Thaturday and Thunday
WHY MEN GET OUT OF BED . . .
A recent survey was conducted to discover why men get out of bed in the middle of the
night. 5% said it was to get a glass of water, 12% said it was to go the toilet, and 83%
said it was to go home.
THE PERFECT BREAKFAST:
You're sitting at the table and your son is on the cover of the box of Wheaties. Your
mistress is on the cover of Playboy. And your wife is on the back of the milk carton.
A funeral service is being held for a woman who has just passed away. At the end of the
service the pallbearers are carrying the casket out when they accidentally bump into a
wall, jarring the casket. They hear a faint moan. They open the casket and find that the
woman is actually alive!
She lives for ten more years, and then finally dies. A ceremony is again held at the same
place, and at the end of the ceremony the pallbearers are again carrying out the casket.
As they are walking, the husband cries out, "Watch the wall!"
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