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Hot and Cold Running Sex
An elderly married couple scheduled their annual medical examination on the same day so
they could travel together.
examination, the doctor then said to the elderly man: "You appear to be in good
"Do you have any medical concerns
that you would like to ask me?"
"In fact, I do," said the old man. "After I have sex with my wife the first
time, I am usually hot and sweaty, and then, after I have sex with my wife the second
time, I'm usually cold and chilly."
After examining the elderly lady, the doctor said: "Everything appears to be
"Do you have any medical concerns that you would like to discuss with me?" The
lady replied that she had no questions or concerns. The doctor then asked: "Your
husband had an unusual concern."
He claims that he is usually hot and sweaty after having sex the first time with you
and then cold and chilly after the second time. "Do you know why?"
"Oh that crazy old SOB!" she replied. "That's because the first time is
usually in July and the second time is usually in December!"
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