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You're Never Too Old

On hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Jenny went to visit her grandmother.

When she asked how her grandpa had died, her grandmom explained, "He had a heart attack during sex on Sunday morning."

Horrified, Jenny suggested that shagging at the age of 94 was surely asking for trouble.

"Oh no," her grandmom replied, "we had sex every Sunday morning, in time with the church bells - in with the dings and out with the dongs."

She paused, and wiped away a tear. "If it wasn't for that damn ice cream truck going past, he'd still be alive."           

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