A man and a woman were having drinks
when they got into an argument about who enjoyed sex more.
The man said, "Men obviously enjoy sex more than women. Why do you think we're
so obsessed with getting laid?"
"That doesn't prove anything," the woman countered. "Think about
this: when your ear itches and you put your finger in it and wiggle it around, then pull
it out, which feels better-your ear or your finger?"