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A man calls home to his wife and says,
Honey I have been asked to go fishing at a big lake up in Canada with my boss and several
of his friends. We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that
promotion I've been wanting so would you please pack me enough clothes for a week and set
out my rod and tackle box. We're leaving from the office and I will swing by the house to
pick my things up.
Oh! please pack my new blue silk pajamas.
The wife thinks this sounds a little fishy but being a good wife she does exactly what her
The following weekend he comes home a little tired but otherwise looking good.
The wife welcomes him home and asks if he caught many fish?
He says,Yes! lots of Walleye, some Blugill, and a few Pike. But why didn't you pack my new
blue silk pajamas like I asked you to do?
The wife replies; I did, they were in your tacklebox..........
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