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Some Legacy
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When her husband passed away, the wife put the usual
death notice in the newspaper, but added that he had died of gonorrhea.
Once the daily newspapers had been delivered, a good friend of the family phoned and
complained bitterly, "You know very well that he died of diarrhea, not
gonorrhea."
Replied the widow, "Yes, I know that he died of diarrhea, but I thought it would be
better for posterity to remember him as a great lover rather than the big shit he really
was." |
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