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Feel Like A Woman

A passenger plane on a cross-country trip runs into a terrible storm. The plane gets pounded by wind, hail and lightening. The passengers are screaming. They are sure the plane is going to crash and they're all going to die.

A woman jumps up and yells "I can't take this anymore!. I just can't sit here and die like an animal, strapped into a chair. If I'm going to die, let me die feeling like a woman. Is there anyone here man enough to make me feel like a woman?"

She sees a hand raised in the back and a muscular man, tall and buffed, starts walking up to her seat. As he approaches her, he takes off his shirt.

Even in the plane's dim lighting, she can see his firm muscles. He stands in front of her, shirt in hand, and says "I can make you feel like a woman. Are you interested?" She nods her head "yes."

He hands her his shirt and says "Here - iron this."

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