A Husband Shopping Center has opened in
Atlanta where a woman can go to choose from among many men to be her husband.
It is laid out in five floors with the men
increasing in positive attributes as you ascend. However, there is a catch.
You're only allowed in once. Once you open the door to any floor you must choose a man
from that floor.
If you go up a floor you can't go back down except to exit the building. So, a woman goes
to the shopping center to find a husband.
On the first floor the sign on the door
These men have jobs and love kids. The woman reads the sign. "Well, that's better
than not having jobs, or not loving kids, but I wonder what's further up?" So up
The second floor sign says:
These men have high-paying jobs, love kids, and are extremely good-looking. "Hmmm,
better," says the woman. "But I wonder what's further up?"
The third floor sign reads:
These men have high-paying jobs, love kids, are extremely good-looking, and help with the
housework. "Wow," says the woman, "very tempting. BUT, there's more further
up!" And so again, she goes up.
On the fourth floor the sign reads:
These men have high-paying jobs, love kids, are extremely good-looking,
help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak "Oh, mercy me."
(That's how women talk in Georgia) "But just think, that must be awaiting me further
up?" So up to the fifth floor she goes.
The sign on that door says:
This floor is just to prove that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping.
Have a nice day!