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The Marriage Test
My girlfriend and I had been dating for three
years, and we decided to get married.
My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my fiancée? She was a
There was only one thing bothering me, and that was my mother-in-law to be. She was a
smart, confident career woman, but most of all she was unbelievably sexy.
She often openly flirted with me, which piqued my curiosity and made me quite
uncomfortable at the same time.
One day she called me and asked me to come over to review the wedding invitations. When I
got there, I realized she was alone. As we looked at the invitations, she whispered in my
ear: "Soon you will be married, but you must know that I have feelings for you that I
can no longer ignore. Before you commit your life to my daughter, please make love to me
I was in total shock .... what could I say?
As I sat there, dumbfounded, she said, "I'll go to the bedroom, and if you share my
yearnings, just come up and take me."
Still dazed, I watched her magnificent form as she wisped up the stairs. I stood there for
a moment, unsure of what to do, and then turned around
and went to the front door.
Slowly, I opened it, and stepped out of the house.
Amazingly, her husband was standing outside.
With tears in his eyes, he hugged me and said, "We are so happy. You have passed our
little test. We couldn't have asked for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the
I will never forget the day I earned the trust of my in-laws, nor the valuable life lesson
I learned on the front steps of my wife's childhood home................
...always, always, always, keep your condoms in your car.
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