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The Good Samaritan


A wife arriving home from a shopping trip was horrified to find her husband in bed with a lovely young thing. Just as she was about to storm out of the house, her husband stopped her with these words:

"Before you leave, I want you to hear how this all came about. Driving along the highway, I saw this young girl looking tired and bedraggled so I brought her home and made her a meal from the roast beef you had forgotten in the refrigerator. She had only some worn sandals on her feet so I gave her a pair of good shoes you had discarded because they had gone out of style. She was cold so I gave her the sweater I bought you for your birthday, but you never wore because the colors didn't suit you. Her slacks were worn out so I gave her a pair of yours that were perfectly good but too small for you now. Then as she was about to leave the house, she paused and asked, "Is there anything else your wife doesn't use anymore".



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