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The following ad appeared in the
personal section of a newspaper........
"SBF (single, black, female) seeks male companionship. Age,
ethnicity unimportant. I'm a young, svelte, good looking girl who
LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your
pickup truck, hunting, camping and fishing trips. I love cozy
winter nights spent lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will
have me eating out of your hand. Rub me the right way and watch me
respond. I'll be at the front door when you get home from work,
wearing only what nature gave me. Kiss me and I'm yours.
Call 555-XXXX and ask for Daisy.
The phone number was the Humane Society and Daisy was an eight
week old Black Labrador Retriever. They received 643 calls in two
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