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Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?
Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not live
forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we
would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I
would not live forever,"
--Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest.
"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all
over the world, I can't help but t cry. I mean I'd love to be
skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and
"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very
important part of your life,"
--Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for a
federal anti-smoking campaign.
"I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my
--Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward.
"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest
crime rates in the country,"
--Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC.
"I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our
papers. We are the president,"
--Hillary Clinton commenting on the release of subpoenaed
"That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a
jackass, and I'm just the one to do it,"
--A congressional candidate in Texas.
"I don't feel we did wrong in taking this great country away
from them. There were great numbers of people who needed new land,
and the Indians were selfishly trying to keep it for
"Half this game is ninety percent mental."
--Philadelphia Phillies manager, Danny Ozark
"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the
impurities in our air and water that are doing it."
--Al Gore, Vice President
"I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix."
"It's no exaggeration to say that the undecided could go one
way or another"
--George Bush, US President
"We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do
"I was provided with additional input that was radically
different from the truth. I assisted in furthering that
--Colonel Oliver North, from his Iran-Contra testimony.
"The word "genius" isn't applicable in football. A
genius is a guy like Norman Einstein,"
--Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback & sports analyst.
"We don't necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude certain
types of people."
--Colonel Gerald Wellman, ROTC Instructor.
"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."
--Bill Clinton, President
"We are ready for an unforeseen event that may or may not
--Al Gore, VP
"Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come from
"Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992
because we received notice that you passed away. May God bless
you. You may reapply if there is a change in your
--Department of Social Services, Greenville, South Carolina
"If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack in at
night as they go to bed, and it will monitor their heart through
the night, and the next morning, if they wake up dead, there'll be
--Mark S. Fowler, FCC Chairman
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