"I believe that sex is one of the
most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can
buy."
~Tom Clancy
"You know "that look" women get when they want sex?
Me neither."
~ Steve Martin
"Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good
partner, you'd better have a good hand."
~ Woody Allen
"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on
Saturday night."
~Rodney Dangerfield
"There are a number of mechanical devices which increase
sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the
Mercedes-Benz 380SL."
~Lynn Lavner
"Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog
vacation at the taxidermist."
~Matt Barry
"Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a
rope."
~Camille Paglia
"Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other
eight are unimportant."
~George Burns
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