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I have opinions of my own -- strong opinions --but I don't always agree with them.
-- George Bush, US President

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We can't be so fixated on our desire to preserve the rights of ordinary Americans ...
-- Bill Clinton, US President, USA TODAY, 11 March 1993, page 2A

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That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and I'm just the one to do it."
-- A congressional candidate in Texas

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Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we received notice that you passed away.  May God bless you.  You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances.
-- Department of Social Services, Greenville, South Carolina

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We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need?
-- Lee Iacocca



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